{"id":258,"date":"2008-08-21T04:00:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T10:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=258"},"modified":"2008-08-21T04:00:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T10:00:41","slug":"short-shorts-and-heels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"Short Shorts and Heels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please. Stop.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t grow up THAT fast!<\/p>\n<p>This was the sight I saw walking around my house the other day. She had necklaces on sometimes, other times carrying a purse or pushing a doll stroller.<\/p>\n<p>My little girl is growing up. . .<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08.21_heels.png\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08.21_heels2.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please. Stop. Don&#8217;t grow up THAT fast! This was the sight I saw walking around my house the other day. She had necklaces on sometimes, other times carrying a purse or pushing a doll stroller. My little girl is growing up. . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bridget"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}