{"id":274,"date":"2008-10-07T04:00:33","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=274"},"modified":"2008-10-07T04:00:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T10:00:33","slug":"princess-and-the-pea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Princess and the&#8230; pea?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was awaken to the sound of Bridget calling <em>&#8220;Mom. Mom. Help&#8221;<\/em> at 2:30 a.m. the other day.<\/p>\n<p>When I went in to investigate the cause of her outcry she informed me that she was &#8220;squishing&#8221; something. I was a little confused, but upon further investigation I found that she was laying on top of her keychain-sized Etch-E-Sketch. It was right in the middle of her back.<\/p>\n<p>Now, granted, it was a little bigger than a pea.<\/p>\n<p>And, it was on top of her mattress. Not under it. Not under lots of them.<\/p>\n<p>But still.<\/p>\n<p>I went back to bed laughing at my little princess and her &#8220;pea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10.07_pea.png\" \/><br \/>\n<em>(Note: I took the picture the following morning, not in the middle of the night.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was awaken to the sound of Bridget calling &#8220;Mom. Mom. Help&#8221; at 2:30 a.m. the other day. When I went in to investigate the cause of her outcry she informed me that she was &#8220;squishing&#8221; something. I was a little confused, but upon further investigation I found that she was laying on top of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bridget","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}