{"id":286,"date":"2008-11-17T04:00:07","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T11:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=286"},"modified":"2008-11-17T04:00:07","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T11:00:07","slug":"conversations-with-a-toddler-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with a toddler, IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few more good ones&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Can you by me some garments?<br \/>\n<\/strong>B: You know what? Yours and daddy&#8217;s garments go in the drawer in your room.<br \/>\nT: Yes they do.<br \/>\nB: Do you think you could buy me some garments? For my birthday?<br \/>\nT: Um. Well, you have to be a big like mommy or daddy before you get garments.<br \/>\nB: I&#8217;ll be a big mommy.<br \/>\nT: Ok. After you are big you&#8217;ll get them when you go to the temple.<br \/>\nB: Okay. Can we go to the temple?<br \/>\nT: Do you know how you have underwear?<br \/>\nB: Yea.<br \/>\nT: With princesses?<br \/>\nB: Yea.<br \/>\nT: Well, daddy and I don&#8217;t have underwear like that that fits us. Instead we have garments. Its like our underwear.<br \/>\nB: Oh. If you need some underwear you can just say please and borrow mine.<br \/>\nT: Thank You.<\/p>\n<p><strong>So Jesus can look for my little stuff with me<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Bridget has a gallon-sized bag that she filled with random small toys. She calls it her &#8220;little stuff&#8221; and she frequently hides it &#8220;so no little kids can get it&#8221; (even when no little kids are here playing). And, she regularly forgets where she hides it. Alas!<\/em><br \/>\nB: Hey mom!<br \/>\nT: Yea?<br \/>\nB: I just said a prayer so Jesus could look for my little stuff with me.<br \/>\nT: Ok. Good. After your nap you and Jesus can look for it then.<br \/>\nB: Okay. Good night.<br \/>\nT: Good night.<\/p>\n<p><strong>When I die, Chris can have my toys<br \/>\n<\/strong>B: Um, when I die, Chris can have my toys.<br \/>\nT: What? Chris? When you die? What are you talking about?<br \/>\nB: When I die he can have them.<br \/>\nT: I don&#8217;t want you to die.<br \/>\nB: I won&#8217;t. But if you leave me, I will.<br \/>\nT: I won&#8217;t leave you then.<br \/>\nB: But if you go somewhere and you don&#8217;t take me with you then I will die.<br \/>\nT: Oh really.<br \/>\nB: Yea, I will just die. And then Chris can have my toys.<br \/>\nT: You&#8217;re not going to die.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How did Spencer get in there?<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Talking about (and to) her unborn brother&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em>B: I can feel him move. He wants to play with me.<br \/>\nT: Yea, he probably does.<br \/>\nB: &#8220;Spencer, are you going to come out of there?&#8221; &#8230;I really want him to come out.<br \/>\nT: So do I. But he&#8217;ll be in there a little while still.<br \/>\nB: How did Spencer get in there?<br \/>\nT: What?<br \/>\nB: How did he get into your tummy?<br \/>\nT: Oh. Daddy put him there.<br \/>\nB: Why?<br \/>\nT: Because he wanted us to have a baby.<br \/>\nD: (giving me a strange glance) I liked you so much that I wanted to have another kid just like you.<br \/>\nB: Oh. But, why?<br \/>\nT: Because then we could have two really cool kids. One Bridget and one Spencer.<br \/>\nB: Yea, two kids.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Where did Daddy get you?<br \/>\n<\/strong>B: Where did we get Lucy?<br \/>\nT: Well, daddy got her. A lady just asked daddy, &#8220;Do you want to buy my dog?&#8221; and daddy said, &#8220;sure&#8221;<br \/>\nB: (To Lucy) We got you from a lady.<br \/>\n<em>A few minutes later&#8230; <\/em><br \/>\nB: Where did daddy get you?<br \/>\nT: Huh. Where did daddy get me?<br \/>\nB: Yea.<br \/>\nT: Daddy just found me, and he married me.<br \/>\nB: You were lost?<br \/>\nT: Not exactly. Its kind of hard to explain.<br \/>\nB: Oh. (a couple of moments of thoughtful silence) When daddy comes home, he&#8217;s going to hide. Then I&#8217;m going to find him and marry him.<br \/>\nT: Oh really. How are you going to marry him?<br \/>\nB: I&#8217;m just going to take him to the temple. The Logan Temple. And marry him.<br \/>\nT: How exciting.<br \/>\n<em>Later that day, to daddy&#8230; <\/em><br \/>\nB: I&#8217;m so glad you found mommy, so she isn&#8217;t lost anymore.<br \/>\nD: Huh? (looking to me for explanation)<br \/>\nT: (explains things)<br \/>\nD: I&#8217;m glad I found mommy too.<br \/>\nB: Later, when you get lost, I will find you and marry you.<br \/>\nD: Oh really.<br \/>\nB: Yea. I will.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two Moons<br \/>\n<\/strong>B: Look, the moon!<br \/>\nT: Yep, that is the moon. It looks pretty cool, doesn&#8217;t it?<br \/>\nB: Its on top of the mountain. Silly moon. And when it comes down lower and lower, I will be able to touch it.<br \/>\nT: Probably not, but that would be pretty neat.<br \/>\nB: Yea, it would.<br \/>\n<em>Later, during the same drive&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\nB: Look. I saw the moon again. Two moons.<br \/>\nT: No, there&#8217;s only one moon. You just saw it twice.<br \/>\nB: No, there are two moons.<br \/>\nT: Actually there isn&#8217;t. It just looks like its in a different place.<br \/>\nB: (getting mad) TWO! I saw two moons. There are two moons. Not one moon. Two moons.<br \/>\nT: You think there are two moons, do you?<br \/>\nB: Yea.<br \/>\nT: Ok.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Just my teeth<br \/>\n<\/strong>T: Is there something in your mouth? What are you eating?<br \/>\nB: I&#8217;m not eating anything.<br \/>\n<em>A few minutes later&#8230; <\/em><br \/>\nMarissa: Bridget, what&#8217;s in your mouth?<br \/>\nB: Not anything. Just my teeth.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Later, when I get married<br \/>\n<\/strong><em>This conversation took place almost a week after the initial &#8220;Where did Daddy get you&#8221; conversation. <\/em><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong>B: Later, when I get married&#8230;<br \/>\nT: Wait. You&#8217;re going to get married? Who is going to marry you?<br \/>\nB: Daddy. When I get lost daddy will find me and he will marry me.<br \/>\nT: Oh.<br \/>\nB: And later you can eat a cupcake at my wedding.<br \/>\nT: I can? Are you and daddy going to have a cupcake too?<br \/>\nB: No, just you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few more good ones&#8230; Can you by me some garments? B: You know what? Yours and daddy&#8217;s garments go in the drawer in your room. T: Yes they do. B: Do you think you could buy me some garments? For my birthday? T: Um. 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