{"id":337,"date":"2009-02-20T04:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T11:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=337"},"modified":"2009-02-20T04:00:02","modified_gmt":"2009-02-20T11:00:02","slug":"childproof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"Childproof?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bridget learned how to open childproof caps on medicine.<\/p>\n<p>She asked me for a vitamin a couple of weeks ago. My hands were full, so I told her to hold on a minute and I&#8217;d open them for her. She insisted she could do it herself. I told her to go ahead and try, but that I didn&#8217;t think she&#8217;d be able to do it. Less than a minute later she had the container open.<\/p>\n<p>It only takes her about 15 seconds now.<\/p>\n<p>Alas!<\/p>\n<p>I guess its a good thing the medicine cabinet is out of reach. And, yes, she&#8217;s been given strict warnings about never opening any medicine containers without permission. She knows she&#8217;d be in hot water.<\/p>\n<p>How did she figure it out anyway? I still struggle with those things sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bridget learned how to open childproof caps on medicine. She asked me for a vitamin a couple of weeks ago. My hands were full, so I told her to hold on a minute and I&#8217;d open them for her. She insisted she could do it herself. I told her to go ahead and try, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bridget"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}