{"id":53,"date":"2008-01-25T04:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=53"},"modified":"2008-01-25T04:00:21","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:00:21","slug":"stuck-in-a-meeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Stuck in a meeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On our way home from the play place at McDonald&#8217;s the other day, Bridget and I had a conversation that went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>T: Ok, its time to go home.<br \/>\nB: No, I just wanna stay here. Play some more.<br \/>\nT: But don&#8217;t you want to go home and see daddy, he&#8217;ll be home soon.<br \/>\nB: Go get daddy, then right back. Play some more.<\/p>\n<p><em>I neither agreed nor argued. We headed to the car, and I buckled her in. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>B: Go get daddy from his work.<br \/>\nT: Don&#8217;t you want to go home and wait for him? He&#8217;ll be there soon.<br \/>\nB: No. Just want to go dad&#8217;s work.<br \/>\nT: I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;ll let us in. I&#8217;ll call daddy and see how long he&#8217;ll be, okay?<br \/>\nB: Ok. Just go get daddy at his work.<\/p>\n<p><em>I call Dave&#8217;s cell phone. Looks like he got drawn into a meeting, and will be at least another hour. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>T: Guess what, dad has some more work to do. We&#8217;ll just go home and wait for him.<br \/>\nB: Daddy&#8217;s all done working, just go get him at his work.<br \/>\nT: But honey, he&#8217;s stuck in a meeting.<br \/>\nB: Daddy is his meeting stuck, huh?<br \/>\nT: Yea, he&#8217;s stuck in a meeting. Sorry.<br \/>\nB: Just go to his work and get him. He&#8217;s not stuck anymore.<br \/>\nT: No, he&#8217;s still stuck in his meeting. He can&#8217;t come out.<br \/>\nB: Just go see daddy at his work.<br \/>\nT: Not today. We&#8217;ll go see daddy at work a different day.<br \/>\nB: Daddy&#8217;s stuck in meeting, huh?<br \/>\nT: Yea.<br \/>\nB: In his chair.<br \/>\nT: What about his chair?<br \/>\nB: He&#8217;s just stuck in his chair. Can&#8217;t get out.<br \/>\nT: No, he&#8217;s stuck in a meeting.<br \/>\nB: Door won&#8217;t open, huh?<br \/>\nT: <em>(At this point I give up) <\/em>Yea.<br \/>\nB: Door is stuck huh?<br \/>\nT: Yea.<br \/>\nB: Dad can&#8217;t get out.<br \/>\nT: Yea.<br \/>\nB: Just go dad&#8217;s work, help him. He&#8217;s not stuck anymore.<br \/>\nT: Bridget, we can&#8217;t go to daddy&#8217;s work. He&#8217;s in a meeting. He&#8217;ll come home when he&#8217;s finished.<br \/>\nB: Dad&#8217;s stuck huh?<br \/>\nT: Yes, dad is stuck in a meeting. We&#8217;ll just go home and wait for him.<\/p>\n<p><em>Long Pause. . . <\/em><\/p>\n<p>B: Dad&#8217;s not at work.<br \/>\nT: Yes he is, he&#8217;s at work.<br \/>\nB: No, he&#8217;s not at work. Just stuck in meeting.<br \/>\nT: He&#8217;s stuck in a meeting AT work.<br \/>\nB: No, not at work. Just in a meeting.<br \/>\nT: Ok.<br \/>\nB: He stuck too, in a box.<br \/>\nT: What?<br \/>\nB: He&#8217;s stuck in a box in daddy&#8217;s meeting.<br \/>\nT: Daddy&#8217;s in a box?<br \/>\nB: He&#8217;s stuck.<br \/>\nT: Oh.<br \/>\nB: Just gonna go get him out, okay?<br \/>\nT: Ok.<\/p>\n<p><em>By now we were just about to turn into our driveway. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>B: No, don&#8217;t go home. Just go daddy&#8217;s work.<br \/>\nT: But you said daddy&#8217;s wasn&#8217;t at his work. Just in a meeting. Remember?<br \/>\nB: Oh yea. He&#8217;s just stuck.<\/p>\n<p><em>I unbuckled her, and headed to get the mail. She spent a few minutes &#8220;driving&#8221; my car. She found a small picture of Dave on the instrument panel, and picked it up. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>B: Look, that&#8217;s daddy.<br \/>\nT: Yea, that is daddy. Do you want to keep that picture?<br \/>\nB: Yea.<br \/>\nT: Ok, you can have it. Let&#8217;s go in the house.<br \/>\nB: Daddy&#8217;s in a meeting, huh?<br \/>\nT: Yes dear.<br \/>\nB: I&#8217;m gonna go hang this on the fridge <em>(referring to her newly acquired photo of daddy)<br \/>\n<\/em>T: Alright.<\/p>\n<p>The conversation was hilarious, and lasted pretty close to 15 minutes altogether. It should also be noted that her desire to get daddy and return to McDonald&#8217;s to play was quickly replaced by her concern for the fact that daddy was stuck (whether in a meeting, his chair, or a box), and then again replaced by an interest in her new photo of dad.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what sort of image was in her mind when she imagined daddy being &#8220;stuck in a meeting.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On our way home from the play place at McDonald&#8217;s the other day, Bridget and I had a conversation that went something like this: T: Ok, its time to go home. B: No, I just wanna stay here. Play some more. 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