{"id":55,"date":"2008-01-29T04:00:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T11:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=55"},"modified":"2008-01-29T04:00:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T11:00:01","slug":"sean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Sean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many of you may be familiar with our &#8220;time out boy.&#8221; He&#8217;s a stuffed doll, white and without a face, that is dressed in toddler boy clothing. He stands about 3 feet tall and, up until recently, could be found standing, wearing a backwards hat, in a corner of our living room. Until recently his only real purpose has been to shock guests or throw them off guard.<\/p>\n<p>Since not long after Bridget could walk she&#8217;s had an interest in the time out boy. Typically he was drug around the living room a bit, hugged, or kissed &#8211; but eventually he always managed to make it back to his corner with his backwards hat.<\/p>\n<p>Not anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Not quite a week ago Bridget was dragging him up the stairs, and the following conversation ensued.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Bridget: He&#8217;s my friend. Wants to play my room.<br \/>\nTina: What is your friends&#8217; name?<br \/>\nBridget: He&#8217;s just my friend.<br \/>\nTina: I know he is your friend, but what is his name?<br \/>\nBridget: He&#8217;s just my friend.<br \/>\nTina: You know Josh? He&#8217;s your friend. And Gordon? He&#8217;s your friend. And Emmy. Those guys are all your friends, and they have names. The time out boy is your friend too. What is his name?<br \/>\nBridget: Um. (thinks for awhile)<br \/>\nBridget: His name&#8217;s Sean.<br \/>\nTina: His name is what?<br \/>\nBridget: His name is Sean.<br \/>\nTina: His name is Sean?<br \/>\nBridget: Yea. Its just Sean.<br \/>\nTina: Ok, well you and Sean have fun playing in your room.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And she continued dragging poor Sean up to her bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>After several minutes of hearing things like <em>&#8220;Here you go Sean,&#8221;<\/em> or <em>&#8220;You look so cute&#8221;<\/em> coming from her room, I grabbed my camera and headed upstairs to investigate.<\/p>\n<p>This is what I found.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01.29_Sean1.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Later that day. . .<br \/>\n(Notice, Sean no longer has his shoes on. Bridget figured that if she should have to take her shoes off in the house, so should Sean)<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01.29_Sean2.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sean now has to sleep on the floor beside her bed (and be covered with a blanket) whenever she takes naps or goes to bed. He does get neglected in the wake of real life playmates, but otherwise he is a great friend.<\/p>\n<p>One thing is for sure, with Sean around we hear a lot less about <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=42\">Fuf-uff<\/a>. At least Sean is tangible. It should be interesting to see how long this lasts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many of you may be familiar with our &#8220;time out boy.&#8221; He&#8217;s a stuffed doll, white and without a face, that is dressed in toddler boy clothing. He stands about 3 feet tall and, up until recently, could be found standing, wearing a backwards hat, in a corner of our living room. Until recently his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bridget","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}