{"id":90,"date":"2008-03-05T04:00:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T11:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=90"},"modified":"2008-03-05T04:00:43","modified_gmt":"2008-03-05T11:00:43","slug":"random-bridget-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Random Bridget Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is just a small collection of some of the funny things that Bridget has been saying lately. She&#8217;s a riot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy Kay Ernstrom<\/strong><br \/>\nTina: What is your name?<br \/>\nBridget: Bridget Kay Ernstrom<br \/>\nTina: What&#8217;s my name?<br \/>\nBridget: Your name is mommy.<br \/>\nTina: I am your mommy, but my name is Tina Maria Ernstrom.<br \/>\nTina: What is daddy&#8217;s name?<br \/>\nBridget: Daddy Kay Ernstrom<br \/>\n<em>(Our names have now evolved to &#8220;Tina Kay Ernstrom,&#8221; &#8220;Dave Kay Ernstrom,&#8221; and &#8220;Bridget Kay Ernstrom.&#8221; &#8211; she even told me the other day that Grandma&#8217;s name was &#8220;Grandma Kay Ernstrom&#8221;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>You&#8217;re a BOY big girl<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>The other night, after Bridget had successfully gone potty.<\/em><br \/>\nDaddy: I&#8217;m a big girl now!<br \/>\nBridget: No, you are not a girl. You a boy.<br \/>\nDaddy: I&#8217;m a big girl now!<br \/>\nBridget: No, you not a big girl. I&#8217;m a big girl. You&#8217;re a boy big girl.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I get it for Christmas<\/strong><br \/>\n<em> A few hours after she&#8217;d been given the Ratatouille PEZ dispenser for being <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=88\">accident free for a week<\/a>. Michelle and Josh (and Chris) were over playing.<\/em><br \/>\nMichelle: That looks like Linguini. What did you get that for?<br \/>\nBridget: Um, I get it for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m stuck in my meeting<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>She went into her closet and closed the door. We had the following conversation through the door. It&#8217;s particularly funny if you remember our previous &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=53\">Stuck in a Meeting<\/a>&#8221; conversation.<\/em><br \/>\nTina: What are you doing in there?<br \/>\nBridget: I am at my work.<br \/>\nTina: Ok, you work hard in there.<br \/>\nBridget: I am stuck in my meeting<br \/>\nTina: (laughs quietly)<br \/>\nBridget: I am not stuck in my meeting anymore. I&#8217;m just at work now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>I fell asleep. Got beat up.<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>A quick conversation we had the other morning. She was looking kind of sad. Do you know what movie this line is from? I think she&#8217;s watched it one too many times. If you don&#8217;t know what movie it is, click <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Bridget's favorite movie\" href=\"http:\/\/disney.go.com\/disneyvideos\/animatedfilms\/meettherobinsons\/\">here<\/a>.<\/em><br \/>\nTina: Are you ok?<br \/>\nBridget: No.<br \/>\nTina: What&#8217;s wrong?<br \/>\nBridget: I fell asleep. Got beat up.<br \/>\nTina: You are silly.<br \/>\nBridget: (laughs)<\/p>\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t have any Whistles<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>At the kitchen table a couple of mornings ago.<\/em><br \/>\nBridget: I don&#8217;t have any whistles.<br \/>\nTina: You don&#8217;t have any what?<br \/>\nBridget: I don&#8217;t have any whistles.<br \/>\nTina: Ok. Eat your breakfast.<br \/>\nBridget: I don&#8217;t have any whistles. See (she flexes). No whistles.<br \/>\nTina: Muscles?<br \/>\nBridget: (still flexing) I don&#8217;t have any muscles.<br \/>\nTina: Yes you do. I see some muscles.<br \/>\nBridget: I have muscles! I am really strong.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Disneyland<br \/>\n<\/strong> Bridget: Where&#8217;s Disneyland?<br \/>\nTina: In California<br \/>\nBridget: I want to go there.<br \/>\nTina: Ok. We&#8217;ll go in May. Is that a good idea?<br \/>\nBridget: Yea. That is a good idea<br \/>\n<em>&#8230;10 minutes later<br \/>\n<\/em>Bridget: You wanna go Disneyland with me?<br \/>\nTina: Yea. That would be so fun!<br \/>\nBridget: Okay. You can go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just a small collection of some of the funny things that Bridget has been saying lately. She&#8217;s a riot. Daddy Kay Ernstrom Tina: What is your name? Bridget: Bridget Kay Ernstrom Tina: What&#8217;s my name? Bridget: Your name is mommy. Tina: I am your mommy, but my name is Tina Maria Ernstrom. 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