{"id":92,"date":"2008-03-02T04:00:15","date_gmt":"2008-03-02T11:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-03-02T04:00:15","modified_gmt":"2008-03-02T11:00:15","slug":"10000-words-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"10,000 Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done this once <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=18\">before<\/a>. Because a picture is worth 1,000 words. . .<\/p>\n<p>What do these pictures say to you?<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Just make yourself at home&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words1.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;The New Beehive&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>If you&#8217;ve seen the &#8220;<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/?p=65\">Hair Chair<\/a>&#8221; post, you&#8217;ll know why this is extra funny.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words2.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Singing in the tub&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words3.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Heavy Load&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words4.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Mom, I have a baby in my tummy!&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>This was shortly after finding out that Emily (a.k.a. Gordon&#8217;s mom) just had her baby. If you look closely you can see her dolls foot sticking out of the top of her shirt. Hey, at least her baby is head-down. Ripe for delivery.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words5.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Fruit Loop Necklace&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Bridget showing off her mad stringing skills. She wouldn&#8217;t let me help. She made that necklace all by herself.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words6.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Little Chef&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Helping daddy make Enchiladas<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words7.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Don&#8217;t try this at home&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Don&#8217;t even ask. I&#8217;ll post the video from this day later.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words8.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Ready for School&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words9.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Messy Masterpiece&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Notice the marker on her chin. Great art causes messes, I guess.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" align=\"middle\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.ernstrom.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03.02_words10.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done this once before. Because a picture is worth 1,000 words. . . 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