This is just a small collection of some of the funny things that Bridget has been saying lately. She’s a riot.

Daddy Kay Ernstrom
Tina: What is your name?
Bridget: Bridget Kay Ernstrom
Tina: What’s my name?
Bridget: Your name is mommy.
Tina: I am your mommy, but my name is Tina Maria Ernstrom.
Tina: What is daddy’s name?
Bridget: Daddy Kay Ernstrom
(Our names have now evolved to “Tina Kay Ernstrom,” “Dave Kay Ernstrom,” and “Bridget Kay Ernstrom.” – she even told me the other day that Grandma’s name was “Grandma Kay Ernstrom”)

You’re a BOY big girl
The other night, after Bridget had successfully gone potty.
Daddy: I’m a big girl now!
Bridget: No, you are not a girl. You a boy.
Daddy: I’m a big girl now!
Bridget: No, you not a big girl. I’m a big girl. You’re a boy big girl.

I get it for Christmas
A few hours after she’d been given the Ratatouille PEZ dispenser for being accident free for a week. Michelle and Josh (and Chris) were over playing.
Michelle: That looks like Linguini. What did you get that for?
Bridget: Um, I get it for Christmas.

I’m stuck in my meeting
She went into her closet and closed the door. We had the following conversation through the door. It’s particularly funny if you remember our previous “Stuck in a Meeting” conversation.
Tina: What are you doing in there?
Bridget: I am at my work.
Tina: Ok, you work hard in there.
Bridget: I am stuck in my meeting
Tina: (laughs quietly)
Bridget: I am not stuck in my meeting anymore. I’m just at work now.

I fell asleep. Got beat up.
A quick conversation we had the other morning. She was looking kind of sad. Do you know what movie this line is from? I think she’s watched it one too many times. If you don’t know what movie it is, click here.
Tina: Are you ok?
Bridget: No.
Tina: What’s wrong?
Bridget: I fell asleep. Got beat up.
Tina: You are silly.
Bridget: (laughs)

I don’t have any Whistles
At the kitchen table a couple of mornings ago.
Bridget: I don’t have any whistles.
Tina: You don’t have any what?
Bridget: I don’t have any whistles.
Tina: Ok. Eat your breakfast.
Bridget: I don’t have any whistles. See (she flexes). No whistles.
Tina: Muscles?
Bridget: (still flexing) I don’t have any muscles.
Tina: Yes you do. I see some muscles.
Bridget: I have muscles! I am really strong.

Disneyland
Bridget: Where’s Disneyland?
Tina: In California
Bridget: I want to go there.
Tina: Ok. We’ll go in May. Is that a good idea?
Bridget: Yea. That is a good idea
…10 minutes later
Bridget: You wanna go Disneyland with me?
Tina: Yea. That would be so fun!
Bridget: Okay. You can go.